just come out here and I will go home with you...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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