I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
