i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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