Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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