so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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