around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
how does that bad decision feel?
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