Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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