sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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