Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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