me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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