Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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