I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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