Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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