You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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