I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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