He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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