my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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