S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I intend to get homeless drunk
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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