She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
