would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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