My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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