You can't special order awesome
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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