I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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