She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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