Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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