Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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