what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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