...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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