Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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