Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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