ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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