these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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