I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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