so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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