do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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