If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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