I think I am morally bankrupt
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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