Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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