Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
