sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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