physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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