I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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