Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm at about main and main street
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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