drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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