turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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