It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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