I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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