Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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