Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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