Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
My pussy is not your playground.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i think im in europe. pls send help
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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