Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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