Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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