over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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