Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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